Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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