laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm passing your future prison.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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