I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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