The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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