You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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