Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
ttyl tear gas
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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