I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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