Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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