Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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