If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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