im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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