I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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