i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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