just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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