birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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