I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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