there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
