I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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