so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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