How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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