I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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