Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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