He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
