My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I think pants incapable of making pants work
Who died my cat blue again?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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