where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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