There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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