I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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