Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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