Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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