Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
