are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I am mentally ready for anal.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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