we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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