Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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