I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't want my vagina anymore.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
