im six kinds of drunk right now
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
