dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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