I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
A+ Viking dick
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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