even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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