if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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