I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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