hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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