OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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