The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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