She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm really busy with my period
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