Christians are straight up FREAKS
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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