So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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