covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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