im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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