Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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