just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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