You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She even gives head with a lisp.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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