He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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