you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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