foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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