i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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