But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Hippo gnu deer
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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